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does anyone know how to tie a toga? like, seriously tie a toga. roman senate-style. i want to avoid all use of safety pins, and would like to keep some physical secrets from the boys.

twenty-three years on this here planet.

i heard something on npr today about homemaking school for women at a southern baptist seminary... something about marriage and god's plan. i will raise my children on coffee and cheese, just to make the southern baptists mad. god will understand.

i had a dream last night that i was helena bonham carter, and was also beaten to retardation by an old man/ex-rocker with a crow bar -- all of this due to bad associations and skipping work to go see the faint in nashville. tsk tsk. i suppose i got what i deserved.

i just recently found out the at the actor/director/writer john cameron mitchell of "hedwig and the angry inch"  and "shortbus" also played dickon in the broadway spectacle "the secret garden". at the age of nine, i was obsessed with that play. at the age of twenty-two, i am obsessed with men in drag.

a question: did frances hodgson burnett ever think that her children's novel would be connected with a film involving our national anthem and analingus? and isn't it odd that both creative forces have three names?

preconceived notions aside, i have started a livejournal. i must say, it is quite a rush when picking out emoticons and userpics, not to mention exciting art nouveau backgrounds -- all of which i can change at my every whim.

i can feel the power coursing through my veins.